I want to tell you all about it, but the words get stuck in my mouth.
Mostly because not even I understand it.

The situation is surreal. It'd be in a novel.

I saw a really gross-but-also-cool centipede-ish bug while hosing the outdoor pens at work today, but when I tried to take a picture I forgot that I had the lenscap still over the camera on my phone. I was too afraid it would do something like leap at my face or spit acid or crawl over my shoes and into my socks so I didn't try again, but I ( Read more... )

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING SINK ONE MORE TIME --


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